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Jeebus, when I looked at Twitter, the trending hashtag was #ForeheadMcRapey, and I immediately knew that America’s Aging Prom Date Matt Gaetz must have said something odious, or more odious, and yup, nailed it:
Now that his wingman is ready to be sentenced, I expect the DOJ is about to drop a house on him.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Did Matt’s mom look more like Beavis, or Butthead?
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What an odious putz; and an odious, putzian audience.
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All look alike to me.
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A ten-year-old in Ohio should expect a call from Matt.
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…expect the DOJ is about to drop a house on him.
Yes, we would expect that, but they won’t. They have bigger fish to fry – meaning that they’re moonlighting at McDonalds, and those Filet-O-Fish sandwiches ain’t gonna fry themselves.
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He really is vile.
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It appears he’s reading from a prepared statement which means he wrote that shite down.
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