News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Jeebus, when I looked at Twitter, the trending hashtag was #ForeheadMcRapey, and I immediately knew that America’s Aging Prom Date Matt Gaetz must have said something odious, or more odious, and yup, nailed it:

Now that his wingman is ready to be sentenced, I expect the DOJ is about to drop a house on him.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    Did Matt’s mom look more like Beavis, or Butthead?

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  2. purplehead says:

    What an odious putz; and an odious, putzian audience.

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    All look alike to me.

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  4. Buttermilk Sky says:

    A ten-year-old in Ohio should expect a call from Matt.

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  5. …expect the DOJ is about to drop a house on him.

    Yes, we would expect that, but they won’t. They have bigger fish to fry – meaning that they’re moonlighting at McDonalds, and those Filet-O-Fish sandwiches ain’t gonna fry themselves.

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  6. beckymaenot says:

    He really is vile.

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  7. roket says:

    It appears he’s reading from a prepared statement which means he wrote that shite down.

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