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A New York judge has ordered Twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani, to appear before a special grand jury in Atlanta next month as part of an investigation into whether Hair Füror illegally tried to interfere in the 2020 general election in Georgia.
(If Giuliani doesn’t show up in Atlanta on August 9, a material witness warrant to arrest and detain him until he appears could be issued, which, you know, would be pretty fun to see.)
If you can believe it, Rudy didn’t appear at a July 13 hearing in New York to challenge his subpoena.
No word on which local lawn care/crematorium/dildo emporium facility will be the site of his news conference following either his arrest or his appearance in court.
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As far as sidekicks go Rudy is not the one I’d pick to ride off into the sunset with. Even Cisco had Poncho, Batman had Robin, but then this is trump we are talking about. Not so surprising that he’d pick Rudy.
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No word on which local lawn care/crematorium/dildo emporium facility will be the site of his news conference following either his arrest or his appearance in court.
Why would he change venues, the Ritz (landscaping & dildo emporium) screams Klass, and he’s nothing if not Klassy.
One of my favorite lines from the movie Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: “That guy has class with a capital K”. It’s always funnier when you explain ’em…
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You have no idea how much I want to see this lawless asshole lose everything, including his freedumb. His treasonous lies, bullshit lawsuits, active planning and incitement to insurrection — remember him braying about “trial by combat” on the Mall on J6 — were so out of control and so criminal that nothing less will do. He deserves to die penniless and behind bars.
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You and Abner Louima.
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