How To Write About 2X Impeached LOSER Ex-Prznint Stupid

Just when I think that Our Failed Political Press ™ is not even trying any longer, along comes a lede worthy of our admiration, a spitball from NY Magazine of all places:

Donald Trump was impeached twice, lost the 2020 election by 7,052,770 votes, is entangled in investigations by federal prosecutors (over the Capitol insurrection and over the mishandling of classified White House documents and over election interference) and the District of Columbia attorney general (over financial fraud at the Presidential Inaugural Committee) and the Manhattan district attorney (over financial fraud at the Trump Organization) and the New York State attorney general (over financial fraud at the Trump Organization) and the Westchester County district attorney (over financial fraud at the Trump Organization) and the Fulton County, Georgia, district attorney (over criminal election interference in Georgia) and the Securities and Exchange Commission (over rules violations in plans to take his social-media company public through a SPAC) and the House Select Committee on January 6 (whose hearings are the runaway TV-ratings hit of the summer), yet on Monday, July 11, he was in a fantastic mood.

 

And that is how it’s done.

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5 Responses to How To Write About 2X Impeached LOSER Ex-Prznint Stupid

  1. MDavis says:

    Any bets on when we’ll hear that he’s suing NY Magazine?

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  2. *FelineMama* says:

    July 11, he was in a fantastic mood. His peeps are probably increasing his Adderall. Maybe, adding some other Magic with it.
    I wonder what they give him to “come down” at days end.
    Inquiring minds, and, all that.

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