Surprise! Hair Füror May Be Announcing His 2024 Goat Rodeo Entrance!

The twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid is allegedly looking at announcing his 2024 Goat Rodeo candidacy as early as September, before the midterm elections and ideally (to him) before the Department of Justice brings charges.

For nearly a year, a kitchen cabinet of Donald Trump confidants have told the former president not to announce his 2024 comeback candidacy before the midterms, arguing that he could be a drag on 2022 candidates and would be blamed if Republicans underperformed.

But Trump has continued to regularly push for an early announcement in private meetings, as potential 2024 rivals become more aggressive amid signs of weakening support among his base. Now an increasing number of allies are urging him to follow his instincts as a way to shore up his standing in the party and drive turnout to help the GOP take over the House and Senate next year.

And for a fun read, Vanity Fair has composed a massive list of reasons why Lord Damp Nut should not be allowed within 1,000 feet of the White House ever again. The introduction is in a class by itself and the whole article is a joy to read:

If you’re reading this, then you probably already know: Donald Trump is reportedly thinking about running for president a third time. As he would only be one of a handful of ex-presidents to run again after losing reelection, there aren’t a lot of historical parallels for this, should he announce. But it would kind of be like the bubonic plague announcing a comeback and expecting people to be happy about it. Or your oncologist telling you your stage IV cancer had returned. Or the worst president in modern history, the one who incited a violent coup because his ego is so fragile he couldn’t admit he’d lost, deciding to take another stab at terrorizing the nation for another four years. Something like that.

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9 Responses to Surprise! Hair Füror May Be Announcing His 2024 Goat Rodeo Entrance!

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    Oh, please do, Donnie Dotard. It would be an extraordinary gift to Democrats to have you thrown in the faces of every Qpublican who’s running against them.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Haven’t yet read the VF article, but will do so after I post this. Personally, I think he will and should run because he will take all the oxygen out of whatever room he’s in. The GQP leadership being brain dead may think it’s a grand opportunity to recapture the white House, but I’m sure America has other plans. The man is a toxic mess even to much of the GQP…

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    Ok, so does he have to formally admit he did not win in 2020? I can hardly think of a worse thing to happen to our country than to let that fat, disgusting, ape-like thing return to power. I’m praying for a jail term to stop him, but anything that works is fine by me.
    w3ski

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  4. Stony Pillow says:

    TFG should be referred to exclusively as the leader of the Republican party.

    Grind their noses in it. Every day.

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    • Yes, I was going to post this same message. And indeed, he is the full embodiment of that party. It has always been, at least in my time in this country, a party filled with racists, cheats and lairs lead by the greediest grifters walking the earth.

      Thieves selling shit to idiots.

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  5. roket says:

    Question. Isn’t there an unwritten law that the DOJ can’t go after a politician actively campaigning because it would make them appear politicized? Correction. A Democratic Administration DOJ.

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  6. When we were kids we had these giant “life size” plastic blow-up figures, weighted at the bottom with sand, that had clown faces/bodies on them -and we would punch and kick the crap out of them.
    I forget what they were called but, I need a donnie dumbass one.

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  7. schmice3 says:

    Remember, Eugene Debs ran for President in 1920 while he was in prison.

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