One Lump of Stupid, Or Two, Tom Cotton?

2024 Goat Rodeo

Deep Thoughts From Tom Cotton

Guys, Sen. Tom Cotton (R- Iran pen pal) mosdef running in the 2024 Goat Rodeo:

A quick search tells us that there are 15 of ’em in Cotton’s home state of Arkansas, so, uhhhhhh…. so the Pride of Arkansas doesn’t like the Casey’s Pizza back home?

Cotton was (ALLEGEDLY) on a quick tour of Iowa, you know, to campaign for Republican candidates Randy Feenstra and Zach Nunn.


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8 Responses to One Lump of Stupid, Or Two, Tom Cotton?

  1. ali redford says:

    We have Casey’s stores all over in KS, with 2 right here in town. Hope Cotton doesn’t come here for pizza.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    We’ll have to forgive him because he hasn’t been in Arkansas for at least a couple of years.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Three lumps of stupid may not quite define the guy…

    Liked by 2 people

  4. laura says:

    Can we really presume he’s running because he’s hyping a pizza chain in Iowa? I’m going to wait until he deep throats a state fair corn dog as the confirming act.

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    • heydave says:

      Brain bleach, stat!

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      • ali redford says:

        😀My experience with the photo of Santorum (ew) doing just that, is that it’s not a thing one would necessarily want to unsee. I expect I’d feel the same way about such a photo of Cotton (ew ew). 😀☮


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  6. Dave G says:

    The other is that he is safe from the brain-eating amoeba, for obvious reasons.


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