News That Will Drive You To Drink

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When they tell you who they are, believe them the first time:

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13 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. schmice3 says:

    We’ve. Been. Warned.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    Will he obliterate them with artillery before sending in the infantry?

    He’s just throwing red meat.

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    • Jimmy T says:

      More than likely, he will stir up the rubes until they’re frothing at the mouth, and then set them upon us good liberal citizens. Never underestimate their willingness to commit violence on his behalf…

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:

    As Rick Blaine said to Major Strasser of the SS, “There are certain sections of New York I wouldn’t advise you to invade.”

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  4. Dave G says:

    Christ, he is so full of shit.

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  5. I think it should be noted that his notes are shorter than usual, and more disconnected than usual. Including the idea that “Errybody wiz HAPPY” when he was pooping in the White House, and that they “reduced drug use in the White House by 18 percent – by sending Steve Bannon packing, at least.

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    • That was a very weird thing “reduced drug use in the White House by 18 percent”. I was unaware it was that much of a problem in the Obama White House..maybe it happened after he sent Dr Feelgood off to run for office in TexAss

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      • MDavis says:

        Did he say when they reduced drug use by 18%?
        I’d bet he’s doing his thing of weasel wording the semi-truth. Like, he had a tougher time getting his British taco-time supply (remember the drawer on that taco tweet) because he was in a more public position, Presto, overestimate-oh, 18% reduction in drug use, and he’s in a position to know! So he fudged the actual numbers. You know, it’s said that people are 87% more likely to believe something is fact if it is presented with a statistic. Any con-man would know this.

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      • MDavis says:

        I saw that statistics statement in “Best Years of Our Lives”. So it has a historical background, too, for even more believability.

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  6. MDavis says:

    “We could have stopped crime very easily… ”
    Yeah, by resigning and going back to your petty real-estate-and-money-laundering. Alleged.

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  7. mr perfect says:

    Making an obvious point here but TFG is neither tough nor smart.

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  8. pagan in repose says:

    He truly seems to be a human with no redeeming qualities at all. Most, if not all, the people I have met and known in my life had at least a few redeeming qualities about them.

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