Dinner’s Served

(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

The Virgin Mayor of Keg City, Justice Kavanaugh of the #IllegitimatSCOTUS, was forced to slink out of a DC eatery via the backdoor when protesters showed up. Via Tiger Beat on the Potomac email thingie:

“THE RIGHT … TO EAT DINNER”— On Wednesday night, D.C. protesters targeting the conservative Supreme Court justices who signed onto the Dobbs decision overturning the constitutional right to abortion got a tip that Justice BRETT KAVANAUGH was dining at Morton’s downtown D.C. location. Protesters soon showed up out front, called the manager to tell him to kick Kavanaugh out and later tweeted that the justice was forced to exit through the rear of the restaurant.

Daniel Lippman looked into the incident for us and confirmed that account.

While the court had no official comment on Kavanaugh’s behalf and a person familiar with the situation said he did not hear or see the protesters and ate a full meal but left before dessert, Morton’s was outraged about the incident. A rep for the chain steakhouse sent Lippman this statement:

“Honorable Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh and all of our other patrons at the restaurant were unduly harassed by unruly protestors while eating dinner at our Morton’s restaurant. Politics, regardless of your side or views, should not trample the freedom at play of the right to congregate and eat dinner. There is a time and place for everything. Disturbing the dinner of all of our customers was an act of selfishness and void of decency.”

Honestly Justice Rapist is lucky. He should be scorned and shunned for the rest of his days. Mothers should scoop up their children and cross the street when they see him coming, and every room he enters should go quiet and people should point at him and boo.

We still have —for the moment— free speech. It’s good to see people using it. Hope more people take advantage of it for the rest of his life.

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13 Responses to Dinner’s Served

  1. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Awwww…no dessert. That’s totally equivalent to a ten-year-old rape victim having to leave the state for an abortion. And soon even that option will be closed. Send him an alcohol-free beer with my compliments.

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    The Constitution does not specify a right to eat an overpriced steak dinner, Keggernaugh, so you have no reason to complain. Or are you simply upset that you couldn’t finish your fifth beer in peace? Cry me a Budweiser river, asshole.

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  3. This will be trumpeted as clearly as terrible as when Sara Huckaliar was asked to leave a restaurant, and Emmet Till times Robert Kennedy horror of a treatment.

    Seriously theyll be howling for blood on this. How can we survive as a civilized nation when a credible rapist and proven liar helps strip rights from half the country and face such vile and unprecedented treatment as “being protested at a restaurant”.

    Let’s ask Dr. Tiller about how it felt to be protested wherever he went…oh wait we can’t

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    • R White says:

      Funny how no one within the worthless media will ever suggest the culpability of the great ‘murican bill orally in the death of Dr. Tiller…

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  4. schmice3 says:

    It’s a fine restaurant. Don’t take his reservation next time. Forced birth is a war crime. No need to subject other diners to his execrable presence. You’re welcome.

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  5. Redhand says:

    should not trample the freedom at play of the right to congregate and eat dinner

    To all those lefty nihilists who think that the Supreme Court is only capable of taking away constitutional rights, look for the next individual rights decision, written by Justice Kavanaugh himself, enshrining “the freedom at play of the right to congregate and eat dinner.” Hell, this one is a no-brainer. I know it’s written in the Constitution, somewhere. I’m sure Justice “I like beer” Kavanaugh will have no trouble whatsoever finding it.

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  6. Screw the maggot-riddled Morton’s for making it up a$ they go along to protect a $hitnugget … ” … the right to congregate and eat dinner”? A pos liar “Honorable”?! Who’s rights (actual) were “trampled”?! Victims are now “unruly”, “void of decency” and “selfish”?!!!
    Holy gaslighting, Batman, Morton’s is NOT a “fine restaurant” at all, it’s a scumbag dive.

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  7. roket says:

    I think I can see why they are no longer called Morton’s of Chicago and just Morton’s now.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. R White says:

    Word has it that beer-breath kavanaugh likes his steak burnt and slathered in cheap ketchup. What a putz. Can we also drop the word ‘honorable’ from the titles of morally bankrupt republicans as well as the corporate wh*res on the SC?


  9. laura says:

    Was he “forced” to scuttle out the back alley, or was he given a choice to abort his dining experience and personally decide to skip dessert and avoid the common interactions of the public by paying his tab, collecting his robe and walking out with his whole face absorbing the public sentiment?


  10. You have a right to eat dinner at home. That is, if you have a home & you have food. In the US, that’s not a given nor a right.


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