Yesterday’s Elections Today!

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

Guys, we forgot all about the elections last night! Oops!

NY: Andy Giuliani, son of Landscaping and Dildo impresario Rudy, will NOT be facing off against NY Gov. Kathy Hochul. That fate will fall to Lee Zeldin, who is likely to lose.

IL: It will be Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) against Hair Füror’s hand-selected lunatic Darren Bailey. This is also who  good-guy billionaire Pritzker wanted and spent $millions of Ameros supporting. An expensive rat-eff’ing, but a successful one.

CO: The stop the steal lady who tried to steal the voting machines data/source code Tina Peters was stopped from becoming the Secretary of State. However, ammosexual Bo-Bo Boebert won her primary, so mixed results.

All the sitting Senators won their respective primaries: Michael Bennet (D-CO), Tammy Duckworth (D-IL), Mike Lee (R-UT), and Jim Lankford (R-OK). Prediction: the Utah election will be the one to watch as Mike Lee will be running against Libertarian/independent Evan McMullin. All the others are a status quo elections.

Some representatives in the House will be going home, however:

  • Rep. Marie Newman (D IL) was defeated by Rep. Sean Casten in IL-06.
  • Rep. Rodney Davis (R IL) was defeated by White Christian Nationalist Rep. Mary Miller (R-IL)
  • Ethics-challenged Steven Palazzo (R-MS) was defeated by a former cop, Mike Ezell.

Anyway, that concludes the 2022 Pie Fight for June, there is only one primary in July (Maryland). So take a breather and stock up on popcorn for August when the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, Tennessee, Connecticut, Minnesota (and a Special Election In Minnesota’s 1st Congressional District), Vermont, Wisconsin, Hawaii, Alaska and Wyoming  all hold their primaries.

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7 Responses to Yesterday’s Elections Today!

  1. Redhand says:

    Rep. Rodney Davis (R IL) was defeated by White Christian Nationalist Rep. Mary Miller (R-IL)

    WIll be interesting to catch DG and BG’s reactions to this.

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    • tengrain says:

      With the redistricting, he was no longer their rep., but I imagine they will comment on it on the ProLeft Podcast. She is, by far, much much more worse than him.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  2. Mike B. says:

    You forgot Kansas for August primaries. There’s an important constitutional amendment on the ballot dealing with abortion rights.

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    • ali redford says:

      Thanks! I was just about to post that. We’re working hard against it, but the other side has a lotta money.

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  3. purplehead says:

    Also, too, you forgot your own state of Warshington’s primary, on August 2.

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    • tengrain says:

      I’m trying to block my mind from thinking about 6 more years of our feckless senator Patty Murray, Big Pharma’s best pal.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • purplehead says:

        oh yeah. I understand. I unsubscribed to her pleas for money. I wish someone had primaried her, I’m so, so tired of her. She still calls herself “mom in tennis shoes.” That shit is what, 30 years old? Ugh. And she still wears that foolish hair style. (I’m petty.)

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