Bad Signs, Cont.

Posted on June 28, 2022 by tengrain

“I’ve got good news and bad new about Muffin.”

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12 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  2. Jimmy T says:
    June 28, 2022 at 5:41 pm

    Everyone’s heard of Schrodinger’s cat, but have you heard of Doppler’s cat
    mmmmmeeeeEEEEEOOOOWwwwww…

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  3. skinnydennis says:
    June 28, 2022 at 5:49 pm

    A man walks into a library, and says to the Librarian, “I’m looking for a book that’s been recommended to me… It’s about Pavlov’s Dogs and Schrodinger’s Cat… Do you know it?”

    The Librarian answers, “well, that rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it’s here or not”.

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    • schmice3 says:
      June 28, 2022 at 7:08 pm

      Hahahahahahahahahaha

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    • *FelineMama* says:
      June 29, 2022 at 3:29 pm

      And The Academy awards The TG Best of The Best Award for, uh, uh, For The Win !!!!!
      I don’t know !! But, skinnydennis WINS !!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • MDavis says:
        June 29, 2022 at 9:20 pm

        Okay –
        Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are traveling down a freeway when a cop pulls them over. Heisenberg is driving, so the cop says to him “Do you know how fast you were going?”
        “Nope” says Heisenberg and the cops tells him “you were going 70 mph.”
        “Oh, great!” says Heisenberg. “Now we’re lost!”
        This strikes the cop as suspicious, so he opens the trunk. Shocked at what he finds, he comes back to the window and says “Did you know there’s a dead cat back here?”
        Schrodinger cries “We do now, asshole!”
        “That’s it!” says the cop. “You are all under arrest.
        …
        Ohm resisted.

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  4. Oneofthebobs says:
    June 28, 2022 at 6:03 pm

    Think outside the box. Your parrot just looks dead.

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  5. ali redford says:
    June 28, 2022 at 6:31 pm

    I want to know more. 😉

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