News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Proud Boy Lite, Hair Hawley

Proud Boy Lite, er, Field Commander, er, Senator Josh Hawley has a hot take on how Republican’s Christian Nationalism is going to play out: People are going to move to Red States! Betcha didn’t see that coming!

I would predict that the effect is going to be that more and more red states are going to become more red, purple states are going to become red and the blue states are going to get a lot bluer.

And I would look for Republicans as a result of this to extend their strength in the Electoral College. And that’s very good news.”

Herr Hawley doesn’t know many women, and Missouri’s new motto is going to be the home to the Fighting Incels!

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Come to the red states for the Theocracy! Stay for the general poverty and lack of jobs!

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  2. ali redford says:

    We’ll take their money for our house, so we can get out of KS. This could work out well!

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  3. roket says:

    It appears that Lt. Comdr. Hawley does NOT have his fingers on the pulse of the nation. I doubt that he realizes that the best is yet to come.


  4. Whatta dumbass … I’ll be moving from a blue island to a red peninsula within a few months and part of the anticipation is that my vote(s) will have a bit more impact in/for scale-tipping.


  5. Professor Pupdog says:

    He could be right — maybe the red states will become redder, but they will lose electoral votes in the process, and the blue states will gain.


  6. quakerenelbasement says:

    “Herr Hawley doesn’t know many women”

    He’s counting on Greitens to fix him up.


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