On-the-Market: A Fixer-Upper With Potential

Rupert Murdoch with his much-covered Macaca Award!

It’s your lucky day, ladies:

Rupert Murdoch, the media titan, and Jerry Hall, the model and actress, are getting divorced, according to two people with knowledge of the decision. The people would speak only anonymously to discuss a personal matter. Bryce Tom, a spokesman for Mr. Murdoch, declined to comment. Representatives for Ms. Hall could not immediately be reached for comment.

I understand that Marine LePen is available, Rupie!

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10 Responses to On-the-Market: A Fixer-Upper With Potential

  1. She-Louve of the SS NF!


  2. E.A. Blair says:

    She went from Bryan Ferry to Mick Jagger to Rupert Murdoch. Who’s next in the great descent?

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  3. Martin Pollard says:

    Well, you know, when not even a whole bottle of Viagra can do the job anymore…

    Liked by 2 people

  4. MDavis says:

    What about Ghislaine Maxwell? They have so much in common, allegedly. Plus, he’ll always know where she is.

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  5. skinnydennis says:



  6. Edward Fleming says:

    You can’t have no idea how little I care.


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