One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. RoJo?

“And my fifth point…”

Reporters tried to get The Stupidest Man in the Senate, Ron Johnson, to account for himself —about the bombshell announcement at yesterday’s hearings that he tried to pass on fake electors to VP Mike Pence— as he dashed from the Senate to his car yesterday.

He told them that he was on the phone.

“No you’re not,” one reporter said. “I can see your screen.”

Here’s RoJo trying to deflect:

And a lone spitball flies across the internet:

He’s a co-conspirator in the Coup at this point.

In all seriousness, Senator Johnson should resign or be expelled. RoJo actively tried to subvert a presidential election while on the floor of the House of Representatives.

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7 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Sen. RoJo?

  1. Going backwards, if Pence’s trolls didn’t want it then that means they knew what it (document/”package”) was and that means that Johnson knew as well. Fed Ex he is not.
    Resign, expelled, fired, shamed … -are there any legal ramifications/charges for what he did?

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  2. spotthedog says:

    “No you’re not” – sweet, that’s how its done!

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  3. E.A. Blair says:

    I would rather he be expelled from the Senate (it would be more humiliating), but, either way, it would save me the trouble of having to vote him out in November.

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  4. roket says:

    Sergeant Shultz there knows nothing. He’s just a lowly US Senator who delivers mysterious packages all the time.

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  5. Martin Pollard says:

    Again; Ron Johnson is the Louie Gohmert of Josh Hawleys.

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  6. lofgren says:

    The argument appears to be that Trump’s first coup attempt was a giant Three’s Company-style misunderstanding. There was no actual attempt to overthrow the government, just a bunch of comical miscommunications.

    “See Trump was listening at the bathroom door, when he heard Rudy say that he had won. But Rudy was drunk, so what he actually meant to say was that Trump was ‘done.’ Then Trump, thinking he had won, called up Kraken Lady and John Eastman. Of course Kraken Lady wouldn’t question somebody as wise as Rudy, so she set to work. And of course Eastman called up his old friend Ginni, and sure Ginni asked Clarence about it, but she said, ‘HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, could a president who thought he had lost just declare himself the winner?’ So of course Clarence thought that she was talking about Biden’s dementia, so he reassured her that the states would simply submit alternate electors FOR the vice president to count instead if Biden’s dementia worsened, but Ginni heard TO the vice president, so of course she passed this HYPOTHETICAL on to John Eastman who was really just confused, and then he talked to a bunch of lawmakers outside his normal communication circle in order to coordinate that process because hey why not a supreme court justice said it was OK, but then once we all realized that what we were really doing was attempting a coup that relied on terrorizing Mike with a lynch mob, we all had a big laugh about it, and of course we asked for pardons just to make sure nobody would waste their time investigating this silly little comedy of errors hahaha anyway TRUMP ’24 MAGA HUNTER BRANDON.”

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