Voting Day Tomorrow!

Tomorrow, voters in Virginia and D.C will head to the polls to vote in their primaries. There are runoffs in Alabama, Arkansas, and Georgia, also, too.

The fun race to watch is in Alabama where Hair Füror endorsed/unendorsed, insurrection enthusiast, and body armor wearing crazy person Mo Brooks goes to the mat with Katie Britt, the former chief of staff for Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL).

Sensing blood in the water, Hair Füror naturally has abandoned Brooks for Britt because he really needs weak-brained Republicans to think he’s a kingmaker.

To make this even more fun/funner, a rogues gallery of potential 2024 Goat Rodeo Contenders have jumped into the endorsement bidness because REASONS:

Supporing Britt

  • Sens. Tom “The Human Q-Tip” Cotton (AR)
  • Joni ‘Pig Squeal’ Ernst (IA) support Britt

Supporing Books

  • Ayatollah Ted ‘Cancun’ Cruz (TX)
  • Schrödinger’s Senator Ayn Rand Paul (KY)

We should note that none of these Senators are from Alabama, except Shelby and he’s supporting his protege Britt. Anyway, you can see why we’re gonna have fun with this one.

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2 Responses to Voting Day Tomorrow!

  1. They’re starting to behave likr the unsocialized cage match of a velociraptor nest in the last scene of “Jurassic Park” which should be good news for the Dims, but the GQP base has been that way for a decade or more.

    We’re rushing headlong into the dark reboot of Idiocracy, with guns and genocide…

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  2. Sam240 says:

    Correction Alert: it should be “Supporting Brooks,” with the R. I doubt either Cancun Cruz or Rand Paul support books.


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