The Best… Is Yet… TO COME!!1!

As long as we’re talkin’ about sex workers today, we learned yesterday that Kimberly Guilfoyle —Junior Mint’s emotional support cougar— was paid $60K Ameros for 3-minutes of mouth work, er, introducing Junior at the Jan. 6 Rally:

(CNN)Turning Point Action, a conservative pro-Trump organization, paid Kimberly Guilfoyle $60,000 to introduce her fiancé, Donald Trump Jr., in a speech lasting less than three minutes at the “Stop the Steal” rally at the Ellipse in Washington on January 6, 2021, according to multiple people familiar with the payment.

There’s a Charlie Kirk incel joke in there somewhere.

Anyway, the larger point here is that Hair Füror fund-raised $250,000,000 Ameros for legal defense, he started lining the pockets of his extended crime family. He played the base for suckers, conned them, and got out of Dodge just ahead of the collection agents who were coming for $300,000,000 million in his loan debts.