PA Candidate Discovers New Way To Kiss Trump’s Ample Derrière

Sweet, sweet relief

Good hire, guys!

Pennsylvania’s Republican gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano announced on Monday that Jenna Ellis, a lawyer who challenged the 2020 elections results for former President Trump, would join his campaign as a senior legal adviser…

Ellis is among Trump’s former attorneys who were subpoenaed by the House select committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol attack, after she publicly promoted assertions that the 2020 election was stolen.

She reportedly “prepared and circulated two memos purporting to analyze the constitutional authority for the Vice President to reject or delay counting electoral votes from states that had submitted alternate slates of electors,” the committee said when they issued her subpoena.

Ellis was also part of an “elite strike force team” created by Trump’s campaign in November 2020 in an effort to combat Biden’s victory.

Winner-winner, chicken dinner!

We should note that this elite task force lost 60 out of 60 cases.

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5 Responses to PA Candidate Discovers New Way To Kiss Trump’s Ample Derrière

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    And the only case they won involved how close observers could stand next to poll workers. Not exactly Brown v. Board of Education, but I guess Team Evil will take its victories (and exaggerate them to hell and back) wherever they can get them these days, eh?

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  2. We should note that this elite task force lost 60 out of 60 cases.

    Just goes to show how deep the tentacles of the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy Deep State goes! /s

    Trust me…Mastriano will go Full Nazi before this race is over, and he will STILL have a good chance of winning in November; the plutocrats are on their side…look how they’re engineering a recession just in time for the midterms.

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  3. roket says:

    Rudy has a sad because he can no longer play in their reindeer games.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    Wingnut welfare is an amazing thing. How so many fail upwardly is hard to understand. I am sure Ms. Ellis will do as poorly as ever in her new position.

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  5. laura says:

    Huffing Rudy’s farts is no way to go through life Jenna, but you do you I guess- free country and all.

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