Hey Michigan, Whaddup?

From Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) afternoon email thingie (weird formatting is theirs, I would have emboldened the bit about him facing 10 years in the sneezer for his role in the Stupid Coup, but what do I know?):

MI GOP GOV CANDIDATE ARRESTED ON JAN. 6 CHARGES — The Michigan GOP’s gubernatorial field keeps getting roiled: Just weeks after some candidates were booted from the ballot over fraudulent signatures, the FBI today arrested contender RYAN KELLEY at his home in Allendale, which agents are searching, the Detroit News’ Robert Snell, Craig Mauger and Beth LeBlanc report. He was slapped with four misdemeanor charges related to the Jan. 6 insurrection, which could carry up to 10 years in prison.

“Federal court records describe Kelley as being an active participant in the riot, climbing onto portions of the Capitol, encouraging yelling, gesturing to participants and removing a covering from a temporary structure outside the Capitol,” per the News.

Kelley has previously drawn attention for encouraging people to tamper with voting machines. Though he entered the race largely unknown, a recent poll taken after the GOP frontrunners were kicked off the ballot found Kelley leading a very fluid Republican field to take on Democratic Gov. GRETCHEN WHITMER.

Kelley sounds like a go-getter, and I’m sure once Hair Füror’s second term is forced upon us, Kelley will be a leading contender for Homeland Security.

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6 Responses to Hey Michigan, Whaddup?

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    I really, really hope that the Dems in my state show up to prevent That Woman From Michigan from being tossed out of office.

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  2. MDavis says:

    gesturing to participants and removing a covering from a temporary structure outside the Capitol

    Just wondering, here – was that temporary structure, perhaps, shaped something like the pi symbol? Maybe with a rope attached?
    Just wondering, here.

    [Tengrain was here! Did I fix it?]

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    So, just another so-called Christian who doesn’t follow the teachings of Christ.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. roket says:

    If he’s elected gov anyway can he pardon himself? TFG’s attorneys want to know.

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