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The electric stove was invented in 1859. Per Wikipedia:
So fast-acting electric stoves have been around for 45 years or more, but these bozos cannot figure out how to use them (or mere likely,) they’re just lying outright, and counting on their
marksaudience to get performatively outraged along with them.[old man yelling at clouds.gif]
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Of drunks and dopes … -45 minutes to fry an egg, dipshit must be using a magnifying lens and a sunbeam. https://youtu.be/nRPKY0feClY
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Vincent Price could get better results using, well…
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Yeah, I tried to fry an egg on one of these one time, and it never got hot enough:
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[Replying to Claude R]
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They don’t pop JiffyPop, either.
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It took him an hour and a half to cook fry two eggs, I’ll bet.
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It took an hour and 20 minutes to figure out how to get it out of the shell.
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First, he had to lay an egg.
Groomer.
Rgds,
TG
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All of their cooking segments are disasters. My fave is when they had Diamond and Silk on to make their mom’s ‘no sugar added’ banana pudding. See if you can spot the problem here:
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They’re idiots?
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Feature not a bug from the Fox perspective.
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They let the slime all who hasn’t washed his hands in 10 years into the kitchen?
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“That’s nothing, let me tell you about the time I tried to flush a toilet!” said TFG.
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Haha! It took like, 15 times!
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bitch Bitch BITCH [du jour]
I was raised on an electric range. I’ve had gas since 1994 and I’ve given up on trying to find simmer.
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I am proud and happy with my Balkanized electric cooking device. For soups and stews, i choose the Bulgarian burner. For seafood and egg dishes, i usually migrate over to the Albanian burner. For tea, candies, and rice, i usually find myself using the Turkish burner. For frying eggs, i just use whatever burner looks best. It doesn’t take 45 minutes. I usually cook my eggs Mexican style. I tell them okay little f***ers meet your neighbors.
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