News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Floriduh Gubnor Ron DeSantis trumped Hair Füror in the annual Western Conservative Summit’s straw poll: 71 percent of participants want the Florida governor to run for president in 2024 and 67 percent want Lord Damp Nut. The next closest was 28 percent for fly-eating Ayatollah Ted Cruz.

Now, we’re not saying that one fascist is better than another, but it is interesting that the vulgar fist in the short-fingered glove is losing its grip (in more ways than one).

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Welp, they’re choosing the energetic fascist over the lazy one. With any luck they’ll spend the whole 2024 GQP primary cranking it all up to 11 and make it perfectly clear that they intend to start putting Americans into camps as soon as they win (because like any junkie their base will require ever higher levels of outrage and violence to get off.)

    I”ll wager 500 quatloos right now that people will be killed during and after their rallies 2-Hour Hate fests.

    Not Slouching Towards Gomorrah so much as Galloping Towards Rwanda.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    Well, that proves 166% of republicans will say anything they feel might piss off a liberal.

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  3. roket says:

    What about Termite Buffet Fly Campground Mike Pense?

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    • Richard Portman says:

      Those people ain’t never gonna go with the Cowboy & the Ladybug cosplayers. In very recent memory, they wanted to lynch him..

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  4. Richard Portman says:

    This is not good news. They are equally odious, but De Santis is younger, faster, maybe even more dangerous.

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