Happy Hour News
As we all know Rep. 3-Names —that’s Madge to you ’n’ me— is a founding member of the Q-Caucus in the House, and as such holds all of their beliefs in her heart and follows them like gospel, which is of course why she has hired pedophilia enthusiast and formerly-gay (ALLEGEDLY!) fired Breitbart editor Milo Yippingpapaya as an intern:
Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is working as an unpaid intern in the congressional office of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.).
Yiannopoulos, 37, announced the job on his Telegram account Monday with a photo of his official intern congressional badge.
“I’ve finally been persuaded out of retirement. But my skills are a bit rusty, so the best role I could land was an unpaid internship with a friend. Pray for me!” Yiannopoulos said.
“Mummy always said I’d end up in government!” the British commentator added.
And that’s our lesson for the day: Pwning the libs is more important than any core beliefs.
(Betting Window is Open: How long will Yippingpapaya last?)