News That Will Drive You To Drink

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As we all know Rep. 3-Names —that’s Madge to you ’n’ me— is a founding member of the Q-Caucus in the House, and as such holds all of their beliefs in her heart and follows them like gospel, which is of course why she has hired pedophilia enthusiast and formerly-gay (ALLEGEDLY!) fired Breitbart editor Milo Yippingpapaya as an intern:

Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos is working as an unpaid intern in the congressional office of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.).

Yiannopoulos, 37, announced the job on his Telegram account Monday with a photo of his official intern congressional badge.

“I’ve finally been persuaded out of retirement. But my skills are a bit rusty, so the best role I could land was an unpaid internship with a friend. Pray for me!” Yiannopoulos said.

“Mummy always said I’d end up in government!” the British commentator added.

And that’s our lesson for the day: Pwning the libs is more important than any core beliefs.

(Betting Window is Open: How long will Yippingpapaya last?)

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16 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. ali redford says:

    WTF does that even mean …

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Richard Portman says:

    It’s a match made in Heaven.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. 500 quatloos on 1.5 scaramuccis

    Isn’t Yappalotta a Canadistani? (With all their beady little eyes
    And flappin heads so full of lies!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “I finally came out of (forced) retirement.” I finally found someone crazier than me who is actually willing to let me work for her for free he did not add.

    Liked by 5 people

  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Two trolls trolling together. Hang his ‘age of consent is no big deal’ comment around his AND her necks. Let them choke on their ‘groomer’ accusations.

    Liked by 1 person

    • MDavis says:

      Good luck with that.
      Which state was it dropped the age of consent for the girls to, like, eleven?


      • tengrain says:

        MDavis –

        When the SCOTUS ruled on the consent laws, they removed gender of the consentee, so it no longer applies only to girls.

        Anyway, a shocking number of states have consent at age 13 according to The Google.



        Liked by 1 person

      • MDavis says:

        Thanks. I didn’t realize it had gone through SCOTUS.


  6. roket says:

    So in today’s terms, would he be considered a token or a bitcoin?

    Liked by 1 person

  7. revzafod says:

    Let’s hope they wind up in bed and explode like matter and antimatter.

    Liked by 4 people

  8. paul fredine says:

    unpaid? wasn’t it not too long ago he was whining about how broke he was, so now he can afford to take an unpaid position (shame on that dirty mind!!!) so how’s he paying his bills? maybe he’s party-planning those coke-fueled orgies. only speculating, of course.


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