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We learn that in a sworn affidavit that Hair Füror cannot find any of his former secretaries because they won’t return his phone calls:
A defense lawyer has explained why so many of Donald Trump’s former executive assistants can’t be located: they won’t return his phone calls…
New York Attorney General Letitia James demanded that Trump make his former secretaries available as she winds up her 3-year investigation of the former president’s real estate and golf resort empire.
She wants them to swear out affidavits explaining the process they used to organize and preserve Trump’s personal business records, scant few of which have been produced for the AG’s probe.
“It is striking that counsel could not locate any of Mr. Trump’s 12 former executive assistants,” AG Special Counsel Andrew Amer had said in court papers on May 23.
As Lord Damp Nut famously once said, “Nobody likes me. It can only be my personality.”