Former Assistants To Trump: ‘New Phone, Who Dis?’

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“Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.” — R. Dangerfield

We learn that in a sworn affidavit that Hair Füror cannot find any of his former secretaries because they won’t return his phone calls:

A defense lawyer has explained why so many of Donald Trump’s former executive assistants can’t be located: they won’t return his phone calls…

New York Attorney General Letitia James demanded that Trump make his former secretaries available as she winds up her 3-year investigation of the former president’s real estate and golf resort empire.

She wants them to swear out affidavits explaining the process they used to organize and preserve Trump’s personal business records, scant few of which have been produced for the AG’s probe.

“It is striking that counsel could not locate any of Mr. Trump’s 12 former executive assistants,” AG Special Counsel Andrew Amer had said in court papers on May 23.

As Lord Damp Nut famously once said, “Nobody likes me. It can only be my personality.

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6 Responses to Former Assistants To Trump: ‘New Phone, Who Dis?’

  1. ali redford says:

    Wah. And way to continue to obstruct justice.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Czippie L'Shimpe says:

      When there is not now, nor will there ever be consequences, why would he act any differently?

      Liked by 1 person

      • ali redford says:

        Yeah, I just thought I should mention it in case someone with consequential authority was thinking about it …


  2. roket says:

    Tis a mystery why I. P. Freely, Seymore Butts and Mike Hunt can’t be located.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. osirisopto says:

    Were these only the twelve most recent, or have they tried the ones from May?


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