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Mock Paper Scissors 
There was an old GOPer who swallowed a fly…
I don’t know why he swallowed a fly…
I guess¹ he’ll die.
¹I really wanted to write “hope”.
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You cancelled yourself?
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I was thinking more of the integrity of the original I was parodying. If you know the song, you know how it ends.
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Rs have consistently proven they’ll swallow any whopper.
Their lies will kill them.
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Would that this were true. As we see with the DOJ Meadows decision today, their lies and corruption have been entirely normalized and Mr. Gohmert can rest easy in the knowledge that life will be just dandy for them.
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I am getting tired of these guys. Same old things, same suits, same moral outrage. Why not try something more similar to what we really look like? Something more like who we are?
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I don’t know who we are. But surely we are better than this.
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I still expect that someday we will see it momentarily being unable to hold the human shape, and seeing the “alien” that it really is.
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Didn’t he eat a booger on camera during the goat rodeo debates in 2016?
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Yes-I knew I remembered that!
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Renfield of the Senate
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We all know that flies are attracted to rotting things, sh!t, corpses, etc. So it would be natural for them to be attracted to Ted Cruz and other Republicans.
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Was that really worthy of a “Fox News Alert”?
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