News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Tex. Gov. Greg Abbott prepares to test area schools preparedness for assaults.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)

Rolling Thunder Gov. Greg Abbott, ladies and gents:

Gov. Greg Abbott instructs school safety officials to conduct “unannounced, random intruder” audits of Texas public schools

JFC, Abbott gonna get someone shot and traumatize more kids with a surprise like this!

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)

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17 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    At least we can be fairly sure that none of the mock-intruders will be shot by the police.

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  2. Abbott gonna get someone shot and traumatize more kids with a surprise like this!

    So, Win-Win for him, then, right?

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    But not a thing about the easily available high capacity firearms that can be sold to anyone without question. I guess it’s going all according to plan. The kids will be sacrificed for the freedumb of the nutcases…

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  4. roket says:

    At the rate they’re devolving, they’ll be arming students before long, so, yeah, this should work out just fine.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Richard Portman says:

    Oh that sounds like a really good idea! Maybe the Migra can get involved and arrest some schoolkids without papers. Do people still say Migra? Anyway, what a stupid idea.


  6. skinnydennis says:

    So good guy with a gun (teacher with a gun – yeah, it’s Tejas people) shoots an unannounced random intruder.

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    • skinnydennis says:

      Wait a sec.. weren’t ALL the shooters unannounced? And random?

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      • Richard Portman says:

        They are always unnanounced. Nobody can believe it. I am aware of at least 2 mentally ill young men in my community who are dangerous, not to mention the trump people, not to mention the meth and fentanyl epidemic, etc. This is a dangerous place.

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  7. osirisopto says:

    Surprise armed intruder drills at elementary schools in a permit less concealed carry state filled with Florida man rejects?

    Liked by 4 people

  8. Stony Pillow says:

    Anything to ward off that “accessory to murder of children” talk.

    Gohmert’s panicked – it’s working. Keep up the skeer.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Batman 54 says:

    How about Claymore mines at classroom doors that go off when all the kids yell “fuck you.”

    Liked by 1 person

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