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Tex. Gov. Greg Abbott prepares to test area schools preparedness for assaults.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)
Rolling Thunder Gov. Greg Abbott, ladies and gents:
Gov. Greg Abbott instructs school safety officials to conduct “unannounced, random intruder” audits of Texas public schools
Gov. Greg Abbott on Wednesday instructed state school security and education officials to start conducting “in-person, unannounced, random intruder detection audits on school districts” to find weak access points and see how quickly staff can enter a school building without being stopped.
The mandate was one of several the governor laid out in a letter to school security authorities in an effort to ensure district emergency operations plans are solid and school buildings are protected in the wake of the Uvalde school massacre that left 19 children and two adults dead.
In his letter to Texas School Safety Center director Kathy Martinez-Prather on Wednesday, Abbott said the tragedy in Uvalde last week demands more action.
JFC, Abbott gonna get someone shot and traumatize more kids with a surprise like this!
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead)
Mock Paper Scissors 
At least we can be fairly sure that none of the mock-intruders will be shot by the police.
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Well, you know, if they’re of the “pale” spectrum… Don’t send a black man in there! [no little smiley face].
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So, Win-Win for him, then, right?
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But not a thing about the easily available high capacity firearms that can be sold to anyone without question. I guess it’s going all according to plan. The kids will be sacrificed for the freedumb of the nutcases…
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At the rate they’re devolving, they’ll be arming students before long, so, yeah, this should work out just fine.
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Oh that sounds like a really good idea! Maybe the Migra can get involved and arrest some schoolkids without papers. Do people still say Migra? Anyway, what a stupid idea.
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So good guy with a gun (teacher with a gun – yeah, it’s Tejas people) shoots an unannounced random intruder.
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Wait a sec.. weren’t ALL the shooters unannounced? And random?
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They are always unnanounced. Nobody can believe it. I am aware of at least 2 mentally ill young men in my community who are dangerous, not to mention the trump people, not to mention the meth and fentanyl epidemic, etc. This is a dangerous place.
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Surprise armed intruder drills at elementary schools in a permit less concealed carry state filled with Florida man rejects?
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That sounds like the plan.
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What could go wrong, amirite, O?
Rgds,
TG
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They’d better hope the kids aren’t carrying.
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Anything to ward off that “accessory to murder of children” talk.
Gohmert’s panicked – it’s working. Keep up the skeer.
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How about Claymore mines at classroom doors that go off when all the kids yell “fuck you.”
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