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Just Say No To Designer Clothes
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy still walks amongst us, and decided to troll us by releasing in time for Pride Month:
“The Nancy ‘Jaws’ Reagan Stamp: it will lick you back.”
I would use this thing only to send donations to local AIDS foundations.
Mock Paper Scissors 
I’ve heard that Nancy licked a lot of stamps, back in the day.
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I seriously wonder if they wake up every morning and think to themselves “how can I be an asshole today?”. Perhaps if we stipulate that they trigger us because they’re big tough guys, they’ll take that as a win and settle down. I kid of course, they’ll continue to be assholes and we’ll continue to roll our eys at them.
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Nah, they don’t have to think anymore. Muscle memory.
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Stamps redeemable at better astrologers nationwide!
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No, my tolerance for the Reagans ended somewhere after he screwed the State of California. Cal used to have a good state system of higher education, but then Ronald assumed the governor’s office and raised tuition. This back in the time I thought the Republican Party lived in the real world. That was my biggest mistake maybe ever. I was totally appalled when he was elected President…
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I think I’d rather have a stamp of that woman who flipped of TFG’s motorcade from her bike. Would go nicely with the Snake Island Ukrainian stamp.
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It’s a good thing I don’t know how to post pictures in comments ’cause I have a couple that are definitely NSFW.
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Do tell! Do tell!
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I guess I’ll have to wait until Monday to see what this abomination is going to look like. I refuse to do a search.
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💖All of this.
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From the thread:
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*🎶After Twenty long years they let him out of the home…
Excitable boy they all said…
Then he dug up her grave and made a cage of her bones,
Excitable boy they all said
Well he’s just an ecitable boy…🎵*
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The picture is downright unsettling, calling to mind phrases like “Red Wedding” or “The Woman in Red.” “The Matrix” version or “The Lady in Red (ghost)” if you please,
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In other Reagan news, John Hinckley will be unconditionally released this month, having been judged “no longer a danger to himself or others.” So that’s nice. Leonard Peltier, not so much.
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