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Postmaster General Louis DeJoy still walks amongst us, and decided to troll us by releasing in time for Pride Month:

“The Nancy ‘Jaws’ Reagan Stamp: it will lick you back.”

I would use this thing only to send donations to local AIDS foundations.

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13 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    I’ve heard that Nancy licked a lot of stamps, back in the day.

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  2. Czippie l`Shimpe says:

    I seriously wonder if they wake up every morning and think to themselves “how can I be an asshole today?”. Perhaps if we stipulate that they trigger us because they’re big tough guys, they’ll take that as a win and settle down. I kid of course, they’ll continue to be assholes and we’ll continue to roll our eys at them.

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  3. skinnydennis says:

    Stamps redeemable at better astrologers nationwide!

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  4. Jimmy T says:

    No, my tolerance for the Reagans ended somewhere after he screwed the State of California. Cal used to have a good state system of higher education, but then Ronald assumed the governor’s office and raised tuition. This back in the time I thought the Republican Party lived in the real world. That was my biggest mistake maybe ever. I was totally appalled when he was elected President…

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  5. MDavis says:

    I think I’d rather have a stamp of that woman who flipped of TFG’s motorcade from her bike. Would go nicely with the Snake Island Ukrainian stamp.

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  6. E.A. Blair says:

    It’s a good thing I don’t know how to post pictures in comments ’cause I have a couple that are definitely NSFW.

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  7. Richard Portman says:

    I guess I’ll have to wait until Monday to see what this abomination is going to look like. I refuse to do a search.

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  8. ali redford says:

    💖All of this.

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  9. From the thread:

    Yeah, but I know someone who's going to want the new Nancy Reagan stamp.— Genghis Bruh (@genghisbruh) June 1, 2022

    *🎶After Twenty long years they let him out of the home…

    Excitable boy they all said…

    Then he dug up her grave and made a cage of her bones,

    Excitable boy they all said

    Well he’s just an ecitable boy…🎵*

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  10. Redhand says:

    The picture is downright unsettling, calling to mind phrases like “Red Wedding” or “The Woman in Red.” “The Matrix” version or “The Lady in Red (ghost)” if you please,

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  11. Buttermilk Sky says:

    In other Reagan news, John Hinckley will be unconditionally released this month, having been judged “no longer a danger to himself or others.” So that’s nice. Leonard Peltier, not so much.

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