Guys, give it up for Madge, she’s outdone herself:
Marjorie Taylor Greene says the government is planning to “zap” people inside their bodies if they try to eat a real cheeseburger. pic.twitter.com/gCDHiH5Bsy
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) May 29, 2022
Mock Paper Scissors 
“Let me tell you something, folks: you can’t fix stupid. There’s not a pill you can take. There’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is for-ev-ah.” – Ron White
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“She had the right to remain silent, just not the ability.”
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My facetiousnessdar is flashing red. Danger! Danger! Abort! I repeat. Abort!
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You know that she doesn’t believe in abortion?
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Says a member of the party trying to insert itself into vaginas everywhere.
Don’t be distracted by Bill Gates’s peach tree dishes – she’s trying to claim the authority to control every part of her nation’s citizen’s sex lives. Because it’s patriotic and christian when she does it.
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These guys fall into 2 categories for me 1) cynics exploiting the rubes or 2) just plain stupid. MTG falls in the latter one.
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I would like to see what this guy has to say about her.
He seems to have a decent take on Cruz.
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Oh, wait, he did do an analysis on one of her speakings.
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OMG NO! Not the Zap!
What could possibly be worse that the “zap”???
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It was probably just a teensy bit of e-coli from an insufficiently inspected meat processor, or poor Madge got one that was a bit under cooked.
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Wait did she say “peachtree dish? Did she? I couldn’t believe it at first, but I’m pretty sure she said peachtree dish. What a nutjob, and even worse, it looks her district has decided to keep her on for another term.
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Sure sounds like it, I think you’re right!
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PeachTree is a corporate level accounting system, innit? Maybe someone should check to see of Dr. Freud has been doing her books dirty.
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Yeah she did, and it’s in honor of Mr Peachtree I guess. Pretty sure she never took high school biology, or flunked out if she did. What and embarrassment to her district…
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My take is that the CORPORATIONS, not the Government, are the ones that want that type of surveillance and information. And it’s the Republican Party that is the one that’s happy to let them.
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I love how in her “cheeseburger zapping our bodies” remarks, MTG is reading from prepared notes.
You’d think something like that, you could just riff off the top of your head.
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Were any of the remarks written on her palm?
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I don’t know.
Dr Jack Brown, even though he’s on “our side” … he raises quack grifter red flags. And Ron Filipkowski is another “retweet this and donate!” ex-republican who seems to be looking for a new angle/income stream. I welcome all allies, but we need to keep our eyes open.
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Fair enough.
I don’t really get body language, me, so the cliff notes that Brown provides are a fascination to me. I’d be sad to learn I’d been misled on how to read them.
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She can haz cheeseburger?!
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No cheeseburgers?
“All hat, no cattle” or ground beef, dairy, either.
Texas cattle barons will love this. Not.
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