JD Vance: ‘Keep Yer Hands In Plain Sight!’

JD Vance, authentic Hedgefund Hillbilly from Yale (Allegedly)

JD Vance —Peter Thiel’s hand-picked hillbilly hedge fund banker from Yale with authenticity problems— wants to ban porn, not guns:

Going beyond even the GOP’s own platform, Republican Senate candidate J.D. Vance told a Catholic magazine last year that pornography should be banned because it’s stopping Americans from getting married and starting families.

“I think the combination of porn, abortion have basically created a lonely, isolated generation that isn’t getting married, they’re not having families, and they’re actually not even totally sure how to interact with each other,” Vance said in a newly unearthed interview with Crisis Magazine from August 2021.

I bet he has a spank bank loaded with German fetish porn that would make a BDSM Club on Market St. blush.

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8 Responses to JD Vance: ‘Keep Yer Hands In Plain Sight!’

  1. They keep signaling that their aim is to make us convert or die. I say it’s time to take them at their word.

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  2. Yeah, if you’re thinking porn is too much of a problem, chances are you’re projecting and maybe you need to find something more constructive to do with your time (and hands). … Btw, is that a face (see above) begging to be punched or what?! Christ, what a douche!

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  3. roket says:

    What about the Baptists? Don’t they get to play?

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  4. Professor Pupdog says:

    Does the ban include the ammosexuals’ gun porn?

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  6. spotthedog says:

    But – without porn there would be no porn stars,,, somebody might not be completely onboard with that idea.

    Anyway can he please start with the poorly-acted boring amateur stuff?


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