Trump Ordered To Tell The Truth

“If I’m lying, may God… hey! I didn’t finish!”

The disgraced, mango-hued shitgibbon has lost his appeal (I’ll say!) and must testify to his (ALLEGED) crooked business practices:

NEW YORK (AP) — Former President Donald Trump must answer questions under oath in the New York attorney general’s civil investigation into his business practices, a state appeals court ruled Thursday, rejecting his argument that he be excused from testifying because his answers could be used in a parallel criminal probe.

A four-judge panel in the appellate division of the state’s trial court upheld Judge Arthur Engoron’s Feb. 17 ruling, which enforced subpoenas requiring that Trump and his two eldest children — Ivanka and Donald Jr. — give deposition testimony in Attorney General Letitia James’ probe.

“The existence of a criminal investigation does not preclude civil discovery of related facts, at which a party may exercise the privilege against self-incrimination,” the appellate panel wrote, citing the Fifth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution and other legal protections for witnesses.

This sounds strangely familiar to trap that caught Big Dawg.

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5 Responses to Trump Ordered To Tell The Truth

  1. MDavis says:

    Better make sure the extinguishers are charged.
    If he tells the truth he might burst into flames.

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  2. roket says:

    I really enjoy his legal arguments. He can’t testify because he may reveal another crime. You would think that someone his age would have seen at least one episode of Perry Mason. Geesh.

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    • funny how this guy who has proclaimed his innocence in all things for so long and so loudly is terrified of testifying. Like the E. Jean Carroll case, where he’s loudly proclaimed that she was too ugly for him to fuck, but refuses to take a DNA test which would absolutely prove him innocent and kill the case dead.

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  3. pagan in repose says:

    I imagine his fear is that he has no control over his mouth and he can’t stop lying all the time.

    Boy-howdy it would be fun to watch him testify and squirm and flounder around in all his lies while testifying to the “Whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God.”

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