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Sen. RoJo is a man of few words, and those few words he does know failed him:
“Derp” is a word, right?
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The senator is having a bad day and he hides in his office. He felt scared and tried the wrong door but quickly moved on and found the entrance hole.
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Accessory is a better word.
I don’t want new laws, because I know we won’t get them. I want to dump steaming shovels full of contempt on the fkers who led us into this, and possibly make a few ashamed and ready to rethink their programming.
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Well, the wiktionary defines “derp” as Probably from dur, British informal exclamation for “stupid” or from duh, an exclamation indicating faltering speech and assumed stupidity, glottalized for emphasis. Popularized by BASEketball (1998) and “The Succubus”, a 1999 episode of South Park.[1][2]. So the word actually exists and pretty much sums up the entirety of RonJohn’s intellect. For those who care, “glottalized” is also defined by wiktionary. My work is done…
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Derp. I use that word with affection. As in don’t be such a derp, it is going to be okay. Or i care deeply about lichens, i am such a derp!
This senator is almost like an anti-derp.
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“Craven” is a word, too.
As is “tool.”
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Also coward. As in Uvalde PD.
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