The Stupid Coup, Part Infinity

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

Gym Jordan, who has never heard a cry for help, is crying for help per Tiger Beat’s other morning email thingie:

JIM JORDAN’S DOCUMENT DEMANDS— Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) wants to see “all documents, videos, or other material” that the select committee investigating the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol has and may use to question him. That request comes after the panel subpoenaed him earlier this month. He argued that his subpoena is not constitutional or valid because he claims he has “no relevant” information that would advance the committee’s investigation.

I don’t think that there is a stopwatch that could measure how fast that argument would be laughed out of court, but I like the idea of demanding to know what the committee knows before being willing to testify.

You gotta know he is worried about perjury, and that means he is/was going to lie.

UPDATE: The Caucus wants K-Mac and Gym Jordan to testify