The Quotable Rudy

Posted on May 24, 2022 by tengrain

(Twitter)

“I reduced crime, you jackass. You are a brainwashed asshole…I am a class act!”
–Twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer ™ Rudy Giuliani at the Celebrate Israel Parade in NYC

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9 Responses to The Quotable Rudy

  1. schmice3 says:
    May 24, 2022 at 9:05 am

    Class act? Did he mean like a Class One Felony act?

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  2. brucedesertrat says:
    May 24, 2022 at 9:11 am

    “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”.

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  3. beckymaenot says:
    May 24, 2022 at 10:31 am

    Oh FFS. This guy should really just fuck right off the planet.
    -I reduced crime, and then I started committing crimes. he did not add, but should have.

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  4. Czippie l`Shimpe says:
    May 24, 2022 at 10:31 am

    Nothing screams classy like screaming that you’re classy

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  5. roket says:
    May 24, 2022 at 10:38 am

    Someone should check his head for leaks.

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  6. brucedesertrat says:
    May 24, 2022 at 10:44 am

    Also Rudy:
    “I reduced crime! Not by as much as people who didn’t use apartheid-style targeting of minorities such as stop-and-frisk, and I did it during a generalized reduction in crime across the US, but it was ME ALL ME!!!”

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  7. Buttermilk Sky says:
    May 24, 2022 at 6:52 pm

    Go home, Rudolph, you’re drunk.

    Liked by 1 person

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