Long Goodbyes

Cocaine Orgy Baptist scold Maddison Cawthorn relaxing after a hard day’s work

Cocaine-fueled sex orgy enthusiast and as of late unemployed roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn took a strange parting shot as he was packing up his lingerie and dry humping the occasional staffer’s face,

“Gentile” – many are assuming the idiot meant genteel, but one never knows with a Nazi. To quote Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, “Just say Jewish, this is taking forever.”

My friend Marmel got in the best line:

Who knows what is going on with Cawthorn, but Dork MAGA definitely should be a thing.

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13 Responses to Long Goodbyes

  1. Jimmy T says:

    When trapping maga-rats the choice of proper bait is essential…

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  2. Stony Pillow says:

    Ask yourself – if DarkMAGA got everything the want, would anyone with an (R) after their name do anything more than issue a CYA press release or mention how regrettable the turn of events is? Even those will be sure to say the (((radical left))) was asking for it. Would any of them take off that (R) and kick it away?

    Don’t think so.

    Don’t fool yourself – (R) means DarkMAGA.

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  3. Wally says:

    Cry me a river!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Also, please, PLEASE go on your revenge tour and name names, dates, and places. You’re finished in politics, might as well get even while you can!

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  5. FELINE MAMA says:

    “Faux” Nooz on the line for you maddie.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. roket says:

    The unwoken have a dark side. And they’re proud of it, also too.

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  7. H-Bob says:

    His comments about cocaine-fueled sex orgies may not be as whacko as people think. Prior to his becoming a congressman, he was an aide to a congressman for a while and may well have been invited to and attended such parties.

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  9. spotthedog says:

    Yep, he’s on a mission now, I predict his first public reappearance will be on The Masked Singer.


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