Insightful Analysis From Possum Hollar

Posted on May 18, 2022 by tengrain

That is Oxford-educated (the real one) and noted Hooterville cosplayer Sen. John Kennedy making word-like noises about President Handsome Joe Biden’s advisors. We don’t know if he believes anything he is saying (we don’t understand what he’s saying), but we’re pretty sure that Gender Reveal Parties are not what he thinks they are.

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12 Responses to Insightful Analysis From Possum Hollar

  1. brucedesertrat says:
    May 18, 2022 at 9:14 am

    Gender reveal parties are about the redneckiest of redneck things here, involving high powered firearms and explosives. (and sometimes out of control wildfires, but hey, can’t blow up a can of pink confetti without breaking a few eggs burning down a couple hundred thousand acres of wildlands! )

    And I haven’t heard ‘crunchy granola types’ as a slur in a loooong fucking time.

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  2. Jimmy T says:
    May 18, 2022 at 9:27 am

    Gender reveal parties? Well, someone should ask the roller nazi to attend and bring along some cocaine. I’m sure everyone’s gender will be revealed in the usual Republican way…

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  3. TheOtherHank says:
    May 18, 2022 at 10:12 am

    Sometimes with assholes like this you can’t tell if they’re stupid or think we’re stupid. But since we know he’s not stupid, he thinks we’re stupid. So fuck this fucking asshole.

    PS – Gender reveal parties are way more a thing with dudes that need to make baby showers about themselves rather than the person who’s actually doing all the work. Sounds way more patriarchal asshole Republican than crunchy granola type to me.

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    • Redhand says:
      May 18, 2022 at 10:25 am

      That first paragraph is perfect. Whenever he appears in the media, “Asshole” is the first thought that comes to mind. That and Foghorn Leghorn.

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      • Richard Portman says:
        May 18, 2022 at 3:57 pm

        I still don’t understand why they think they have to talk like Foghorn Leghorn. Probably they think it makes them more understandable to us trailer trash. The country is changing. We will not be bringing these old liars with us. I can talk like good old Foghorn too, but even then he was a clown.

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      • shartiblartfat says:
        May 19, 2022 at 9:18 am

        I am thinking more like Mr. Haney from “Green Acres.”

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  4. roket says:
    May 18, 2022 at 11:44 am

    I personally know several crunchy granola types who like to attend gender reveal parties who would be pretty pissed if you dared call them “woke”. And yes. Those are actually really real scare quotes. Perhaps Senator Leghorn should consider reviewing his views on his base.

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  5. R White says:
    May 18, 2022 at 12:54 pm

    As a fellow southerner, Anytime this wannabe redneck asshole speaks up as if he has a corncob up his filthy ass, it is cringe worthy and unintelligible to try and understand what point(s) he’s trying to make. Then again, the worthless media loves them some possum holler cosplayers to provide that ‘balance.’ FFS

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  6. Sirius Lunacy says:
    May 19, 2022 at 8:12 am

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