About Last Night…

Artist rendering of how Roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn smuggled weapons to the Stupid Coup in his wheelchair

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)

America’s favorite cocaine orgiest, roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn went down (ewww, gross!) to defeat, and because this is a small-minded, vituperative, foul-mouthed blog of the left:

We give the last laugh to Darth Cheney’s evil squirt Liz:

We’ll leave his defeat there. But we hope he’s a petty bitch and comes clean on those septuagenarian coke orgy participants.

Pennsyltucky Senate is where most of the action was last night as future Senator John Fetterman beat former-future Senator Connor Lamb and Malcolm Kenyatta by a larger margin than expected, taking 59% of the vote (as compared to 26.4% and 10.3%).

Fetterman won every county, and that’s deep support.

On the Republican side, the New Jersey carpetbagger Mehmet Oz has 31.3% of the vote while the Connecticut carpet bagger David McCormick has 31.1%. Home-grown Q-enthusiast and noted Stupid Coup participant Kathy Barnet had 24.8%. This is going to trigger a recount automatically.

Mostly every other result went according to prediction, but I’d like to focus on what I hope will be good news in Oregon: it looks like Blue Dog Rep. Kurt Schrader (D ) is going down in flames to his primary challenger progressive Jamie McLeod-Skinner (D). As I write this, McCloud-Skinner is beating Schrader like a red-headed stepchild’s rented mule: 60.2% to 39.8%.

So you are asking (I can hear you, you know) “’Grain, why is this good news?” and I reply that Schrader is the Blue Dog asshole that torpedoed the BBB legislation when he forced it to be de-coupled from the Infrastructure Bill. He is called  the Joe Manchin of the House. (By me, behind his back, but that counts, right?)


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11 Responses to About Last Night…

  1. osirisopto says:

    WOW! Fetterman like did a 50 county strategy and won!

    What a fucking surprise. Who would have thought trying to win everywhere would result in winning everywhere?

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Teeheehee, I’m all giggly over Rolling Blunder MadCaw!!!

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Kurt Schrader was and is a worthless piece of crap. He never competed in the sliver of Portland he misrepresented, but it was the coasties who threw him out after (at long last) having got tired of his crap…

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I can’t imagine anyone in the private sector would hire him due to his serial problematic behavior.

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  5. “Just as I expected, he presented himself in a very classy and humble way” said Edwards after recieving a “crass” facial pounding of Cawthorns genitals.

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