Cotton’s 2024 Goat Rodeo Run
He’s running: he’s “written” a book and Fox News is marketing it.
Cotton, an Army veteran who served in combat in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, a rising star in the GOP, and potential 2024 presidential contender, announced on Monday in an appearance on Fox News’ “Fox and Friends” and in this Fox Digital report that his new book is titled “Only the Strong: Reversing the Left’s Plot to Sabotage American Power,” and will release on Nov. 15.
We note for the record that fabulist BS about his military career has been repeatedly debunked.
What’s the book about?
Republican Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas charges that Democratic Presidents Barack Obama and Joe Biden “have weakened America and emboldened our enemies” in a new book being released in the autumn.
It’s not a formal 2024 Goat Rodeo announcement (that makes fund-raising that much more scrutinized), but it might as well be if the humorless Q-Tip, a fiend who has taken human form, is releasing a book just in time for bulk sales and distribution to all the usual channels.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Here’s a video of TFG followed by the other goat rodeo contenders.
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No way TFG could ever go down a slope like that!
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This tool reminds me of our little dog – her neck is bigger than her head. Can’t keep a collar on her.
She also has a very shrill yelp when things don’t go as she expects.
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From the great Freddy Blassey:
“They say pencil-necked geeks are a dime-a-dozen,
I’m lookin’ for the guy supplying the dimes.”
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Why?
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Would anyone like to hazard a guess at how “strong” Murrica would look like and how “emboldened” our adversaries would be if TFG had been Pres on 2/24/2022?
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Well Murderin’ Tom Cottonhead would likely have gotten his fondest wish: having the military mow down protesters in the streets.
I just wonder how close he came to a fragging during his deployments.
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Anyone who has ever met/known an actual army ranger knows that toolbag tom cotton is full of shit. His smug, condescending demeanor would’ve gotten him ‘fragged’ the minute his fellow troops earned weekend leave.
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