News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Schrödinger’s Senator gives the world the bird.

Sen. Rand Paul, whose preferred pronouns are “Me” and “Mine,” today blocked aid to Ukraine because, uh, reasons?

Senator Rand Paul blocked the Senate’s attempt to pass a $40bn aid package to Ukraine despite the fact leaders from both parties wanted to pass it…

“…My oath of office is to the US Constitution, not to any foreign nation, and no matter how sympathetic the cause, my oath of office is to the national security interests of the United States of America,” he said on the Senate floor. Specifically, Mr Paul said he wanted to have more oversight of the spending on Ukraine.

“We cannot save Ukraine, by dooming the US economy,” he said. “This is the second spending bill for Ukraine in two months and this bill is three times larger than the first.”

And somewhere, Putin is smiling, as not only did Rand Paul just do him a solid, but he is undermining democracy here and abroad, too.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Oneofthebobs says:

    How about we send some weapons to Rand Paul’s neighbor.

    Liked by 5 people

  2. Steve-O says:

    I guess the rubles cleared.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. schmice3 says:

    Brain fever

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Dave G says:

    He needs larger neighbors.

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Richard Portman says:

    He don’t have neighbors. He has units. Also enemies and masters. Most of all, he has himself.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. How, pray tell does spending 40 billion on Ukraine “doom” the Unitied States when we casually drop 600 Billion plus per annum on defense spending? This is like the Maskholes complaining that masks siimultaneously don’t stop the virus (100 nanometers) from going through, but also concentrates CO2 (0.3 nanometers ) in your face to asphyxiate you.

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  7. Redhand says:

    I could say, “What is the matter with this shithead?” but the words “Rand Paul” answer the question. A more impenetrable question is, “Why is this freak in the U.S. Senate?”



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