One Lump of Stupid, or Two Susan Collins

Posted on May 11, 2022 by tengrain

Dramatic re-enactment of Sen. Susan Collins upon seeing chalk message out front..

The barbarians are at the gate or at least the parking strip and wielding pastel pink chalk and the dirty filthy hippies used filthy dirty language like (Be prepared for a shock gentle readers), “please” —

“Susie, please, Mainers want WHPA —–> vote yes, clean up your mess,” the message read, according to a Bangor police report.

WHPA refers to the Women’s Health Protection Act, which would codify the right to an abortion and which Collins has already said she won’t vote for. Anyway, Susie called the cops at 9:20 PM (911, we assume):

Bangor police responded to Collins’ West Broadway home at 9:20 p.m. Saturday after she complained about a message written in chalk on her sidewalk, the report said.

“The message was not overtly threatening,” spokesperson Wade Betters said.

Bangor police called the Department of Public Works to wash the message away, Betters said. The message was not visible on Monday afternoon.

Phew! She’s lucky to be alive… Alive… ALIVE!

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8 Responses to One Lump of Stupid, or Two Susan Collins

  1. spotthedog says:
    May 11, 2022 at 7:38 am

    A skateboard, tomatoes, sidewalk chalk… the much-feared weapons of Antifa!

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:
    May 11, 2022 at 8:27 am

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  3. Buttermilk Sky says:
    May 11, 2022 at 9:09 am

    Remind me what Susie did when Anthony Fauci was getting actual death threats.

    (crickets)

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  4. brucedesertrat says:
    May 11, 2022 at 9:26 am

    A Susan Collins: 2 oz of the cheapest gin you can buy, 1 oz bitter orange juice, 1 oz fake tears and some carbonated water. Serve over ice scraped off of the unrecognizable frozen things in the deepest recesses of your freezer.

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  5. FELINE MAMA says:
    May 11, 2022 at 11:30 am

    Ah Suze, maybe you’re due for a change of vocation. Fast food places, Everyone, is hiring now. Go fer it !!
    Maybe she didn’t like her being called Susie . She prefers Her Majesty.

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  6. dixiechiken says:
    May 11, 2022 at 6:36 pm

    The “dramatic re-enactment” tho… 🤣🤣🤣

    Liked by 2 people

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