The barbarians are at the gate or at least the parking strip and wielding pastel pink chalk and the dirty filthy hippies used filthy dirty language like (Be prepared for a shock gentle readers), “please” —
“Susie, please, Mainers want WHPA —–> vote yes, clean up your mess,” the message read, according to a Bangor police report.
WHPA refers to the Women’s Health Protection Act, which would codify the right to an abortion and which Collins has already said she won’t vote for. Anyway, Susie called the cops at 9:20 PM (911, we assume):
Bangor police responded to Collins’ West Broadway home at 9:20 p.m. Saturday after she complained about a message written in chalk on her sidewalk, the report said.
“The message was not overtly threatening,” spokesperson Wade Betters said.
Bangor police called the Department of Public Works to wash the message away, Betters said. The message was not visible on Monday afternoon.
Phew! She’s lucky to be alive… Alive… ALIVE!