Happy Birthday Matt Gaetz

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

I understand there is gonna be a pony ride, and a magician, and a clown, and two kinds of cake with ice cream. And free kitties and puppies as party favors!

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6 Responses to Happy Birthday Matt Gaetz

  1. FELINE MAMA says:

    No Other Party Go-ers. That sounds, Lonely.


  2. Jimmy T says:

    I’ve heard he uses venmo for his minor purchases…

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Happy Fuhrer failure day Matty.


  4. spotthedog says:

    I bet Nestor had a surprise waiting for Daddy!


  5. Stony Pillow says:

    It’s possible for the mother of his prom date to break the “Baby Jesus Cries” rule.


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