Happy Birthday Matt Gaetz

Posted on May 7, 2022 by tengrain

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

I understand there is gonna be a pony ride, and a magician, and a clown, and two kinds of cake with ice cream. And free kitties and puppies as party favors!

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6 Responses to Happy Birthday Matt Gaetz

  1. FELINE MAMA says:
    May 7, 2022 at 4:09 pm

    No Other Party Go-ers. That sounds, Lonely.

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  2. Jimmy T says:
    May 7, 2022 at 4:53 pm

    I’ve heard he uses venmo for his minor purchases…

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:
    May 7, 2022 at 9:10 pm

    Happy Fuhrer failure day Matty.

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  4. spotthedog says:
    May 8, 2022 at 6:16 am

    I bet Nestor had a surprise waiting for Daddy!

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  5. Stony Pillow says:
    May 8, 2022 at 7:16 am

    It’s possible for the mother of his prom date to break the “Baby Jesus Cries” rule.

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