Ethics Investigation for Area Lingerie Model

Cocaine Orgy Baptist scold Maddison Cawthorn relaxing after a hard day’s work

Noted lingerie model and roller Nazi Madison Cawthorn is in the news and not for cocaine orgies with septuagenarians:

EXCLUSIVE: ‘I would like to see a naked body beneath my hands.’ GOP Rep Madison Cawthorn is caught on video with male scheduler’s hand on his crotch as new ethics complaint claims the congressman gave him thousands of dollars in loans and gifts

New video of scandal-ridden GOP Rep Madison Cawthorn having his crotch felt by a close male friend and staff member is at the center of a complaint calling for an investigation into him and filed with the Office of Congressional Ethics today, can reveal.

It’s an ethics violation because the dude works for Maddie, and Maddie is accused of paying him, uh, for services out of his office account?

Among the many allegations is the claim that representative for North Carolina’s 11th district provided thousands of dollars in loans and gifts to Smith, a staff member, with whom, the complaint states, he is engaged in an improper relationship characterized by steamy postings on social media and so close that the staffer joined Cawthorn on his honeymoon to Dubai in April 2021.

According to the filing Cawthorn has provided free housing, travel and loans to Smith, none of which have been declared or repaid.

The complaint also requests an investigation into the nature of Cawthorn’s relationship with Smith stating that the junior member of staff lives with Cawthorn.

A campaign payment to Smith submitted in Cawthorn’s FEC filing and attached to the complaint gives Cawthorn’s Hendersonville North Carolina house as Smith’s home address and has separately verified that Smith is indeed registered as living there.

In addition to this living arrangement the filing claims that, ‘various social media postings by them indicate a personal relationship between them, separate and apart from the professional relationship of employer and employee.’

It’s the usual dripping with innuendo for which the Daily Mail is famously noted, but the complaint is reported in full and it is about financial ethics violations (mostly).

(Too many Scissorhead and others to hat tip.)

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12 Responses to Ethics Investigation for Area Lingerie Model

  1. osirisopto says:


    OK. Who bet on “live boy before the end of the month”?

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  2. The ‘cocaine-fuelled orgies are real, and #MoscowMitch is absolutely involved and video exists.

    Because this is ABSOLUTELY a well-coordinated scorched-earth campaign of career obliteration being carried out on wheelie hitler here. the drip-BANG! drip-BANG! drip-BANG timing is just too regular to be coincidence.

    This means that he (or what he knows!) presents an existential threat to the GQP on Capitol Hill if it got out, on the order of a whole bunch of intern-diddling.

    Now, if there were any actual journalists out there willing to dive into the muck they could cause quite the stir.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    Young Maddie definitely crossed some line for the GOP’eers. The long knives are out and he only has a lace teddy to hide behind.
    I wonder if when “they” are done with him, will they then take on Boebert and others?
    Imagine if they went after Louis Gohmert? There must be acre-feet of dirt on him.

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  4. roket says:

    Wowza. Karma is beating the crap out of this dude. This whole thing reeks of entitlement.

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  5. I don’t know which I’m more oh-hell-no!-thrown by … -Big Wheel Maddy as a closet Sugar Daddy or the devastating mental vision of Mitch without a stitch. Jesus.

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  6. Pretzelogic in Philly, PA says:

    The Troller Nazi was just feeling left out after no invites to the Koch Orgies.


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