Stable Jenius
There are many things to be afraid of in life, but if you are a Stable Jenius like Hair Füror, the list is longer and includes someone doing fruit. –
“If you see someone getting ready to throw a tomato, just knock the crap out of them, would you?”
Asked why he made that specific request, Trump testified that his campaign had received a threat that day. “They were going to throw fruit,” he claimed. “And you get hit with fruit, it’s—no, it’s very violent stuff. We were on alert for that.”
In a comedic moment, the plaintiffs’ lawyer Benjamin Dictor dryly remarked, “A tomato is a fruit after all, I guess,” and Trump’s attorney Jeffrey Goldman jumped in to confirm: “It has seeds.”
The former president then continued on the subject of frightful fruits: “It’s worse than tomato, it’s other things also. But tomato, when they start doing that stuff, it’s very dangerous. There was an alert out that day.”
Trump conceded that his remarks may have been “said sort of in jest,” but quickly added that there was “a little truth to it” because hurled tomatoes are “very dangerous stuff.” He noted: “You can get killed with those things.”
Asked whether he was trying to “incentivize people to engage in violence,” the former president responded: “No, I wanted to have people be ready because we were put on alert that they were going to do fruit.”
Trump continued with another tomato tirade: “And some fruit is a lot worse than—tomatoes are bad, by the way. But it’s very dangerous. No, I wanted them to watch. They were on alert. I remember that specific event because everybody was on alert. They were going to hit, they were going to hit hard.”
Mock Paper Scissors 
Can’t wait until the imagined perpetrators discover frozen quarts of Frutti Tutti Ice Cream. That would certainly raise a most satisfying yelp…
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While I was watching the piece that Rachel Maddow did on Tomato Trump Wednesday evening, I kept waiting for them to run this clip. Unfortunately, I was disappointed.
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AHA !! My thoughts exactly. Well done.
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Eggs worked for the Patriot Convoy.
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I think we should start throwing durians at these a-holes.
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Oh, hell yes!
Rgds,
TG
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The GOP “leader” is a “real manly man” leading the “real men” party? He’s afraid of his own shadow.
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I wonder if he is met with flying tomatoes, if he will react like he did during his ’16 candidacy. A balloon burst, loud, and he went running towards exit stage right. FUNNEEE!
So, he’s not the least concerned about guns, bombs,etc ?
Tomatoes would be embarassing.
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Was this followed with declaration from his cult followers (or handlers, maybe) that he was just running for the backstage where he knew there was a gun he could grab and come out shooting?
I remember a comparison between him and Hillary when each had someone rush the stage. The two incidents were within a week or so. Hillary took the “the Secret Service will handle it, I stand like this to make their job easier and so they can move me if they need to” position and Trump started darting around frantically looking for escape. But the cultists claimed he was just looking for a way to attack while she froze in terror.
Life in opposite world.
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I love the categories that this is posted under:
Hair Führer Donald Trump, People Dumber than Dolphins, Things that will kill us all.
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I watched this on Rachel Maddow’s show last night, she has steely nerves, hardly giglled at all!
All I could ever think of was :
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You know, I thought this one was superior to Return of the Killer Tomatoes.
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I was today years old when I learned there was a sequel…
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Watch them with Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death and your salsa practically makes itself.
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“One lump or two?” With Donny, you always get 2 scoops of stupid.
w3ski
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Probably worried a tomato would knock that hairy creature off this head.
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Sometime in his life, he had an embarassing, traumatic experience with the tomat’.
Maybe he was upset because , bacon, lettuce & toast weren’t included. YUMMM, BLT’s !!!
What a Moron !
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Said like a man who’s had many things thrown at him.
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I always recommend rotten onions as projectiles. They tend to have a bit more impact than tomatoes, and leave behind a peculiar stink that’s hard to wash off.
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Or potatoes. When they rot I think they qualify as a chemical weapon. Prolly need a gas mask to throw them.
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i think i’d opt for over-ripe avocados (yup, they’re a fruit). he thinks tomato seeds are dangerous?
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Sticking to fruits – yeah, good call.
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Pre-rotted eggs are a good one also. Give them a half-day at 100 degrees or so in the oven and they are ripe for use.
w3ski
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Oh geez, the hell with fruit & vegetables. Just use rocks, like my ancestor William Wallace did.
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