Alert reader Scissorhead Purplehead notes that the 2024 Goat Rodeo is afoot, so be sure to do your stretches and warm-ups.
We should probably start collecting new goat rodeo images and gifs. If you find any you think are fun, send ’em on! I got a folder started.
Mock Paper Scissors 
I don’t know if this might be relevant inre: Repubicons, but Edward Albee wrote a gangbusters play about a guy who falls deeply in love with a goat. Title The Goat or Who is Slylvia.
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Why is the goat wearing shoes?
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That guy doesn’t want to get his hoodie all torn up with those goat feet.
I was going to suggest traction, for the goat, but goats have some awesome traction when bare-hoof.
(hope it isn’t a fainting goat)
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Expected that to have a different ENDing.
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The GOAT was really thinking hard about it.
Changed his mind at the last minute.
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