News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Cocaine Orgy Baptist scold Maddison Cawthorn relaxing after a hard day’s work

Man, they just don’t make villains the way they used to:

America’s dumbest roller Nazi thought he could pull off a pump-and-dump? Even mad evil genius  billionaire Elon Musk has had trouble with that scheme!

And now this:

In all fairness to Maddie, he doesn’t feel much in his legs and it was probably tucked into his garters.

The long knives are out for Maddie, and Hat Tip my friend Janine on Twitter, who allowed me to comment about it:

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15 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Richard Portman says:

    Can’t we just send him back to his district, whichever one it is? Here, YOU all figure out what to do with him. We have no use for this guy. You damaged him. Not our responsibility. Go figure it out GOP.

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  2. The fact that there’s such a concentrated effort to back and forth the bus 42 times over him leads me to abso-fucking-lutely believe that the ‘coke fueled orgies’ are a real thing and that lots of the GQP in DC are implicated.

    No way in hell they would go to this much trouble to demolish him.

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  3. osirisopto says:

    Place your bets folks.

    Dead girl or live boy?

    My money is on a half dead ladyboy before the end of the month.

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  4. Jimmy T says:

    Obviously, he’s a guy (or a whatever) who believes the rules don’t apply to his lily white ass. Bad enough he got busted once for trying to board an airliner with a gun, but he did it again? Oopsie. Here’s hoping the TSA nails his ass to a wall somewhere…

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    • Richard Portman says:

      Well, you put it that way, as if he was a troubled person trying to board an airliner with a gun, the answer is no. He can’t board the plane.


    • Richard Portman says:

      Also don’t be so hasty to judge the “whatever ” people. I once knew a young person who we considered to be a male for convenience sake. It was easier. But he wasn’t exactly male or female.
      He was channeling Joni Mitchell. He used to sleep over a few times. We would listen to “Blue ” .
      I would hesitate to classify that friend as a “whatever “.


      • Jimmy T says:

        I’ve known a few people who would be considered “whatevers” by people who didn’t know them. In Cawthorn’s case, it applies in a limited sense in that I can’t figure out exactly who or what he’s trying to be or achieve. We can only wildly guess as to the level of confusion present within his “brain housing unit.” But make no mistake, he’s a danger to both himself and to the rest of us…


  5. Dave G says:

    Speaking about Dunning-Kruger, MTD: “They don’t want the American people to understand that I’m actually very smart.”

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  6. No doubt that Cadet killjoy deliberately got busted with that gun to appeal to the right-wing lead heads.

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  7. Redhand says:

    Gawd Almighty, that first picture is right out of “The Lumberjack Song!” Plus, in the photo on the left, he looks dead.


  8. MJG says:

    I know it’s a black bra, but what is that underneath? A slip? Morman magical undies? Are they crotchless?


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