Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

Can this marriage be saved? (I jest)

Sad Cocaine Clown Snorty McCokespoon, er, Junior Mints will testify to the House January 6 committee in the coming days. Now that we know that are a lot of audio records (hi K-Mac!) this could be really fun watching him sweat NOT knowing what the Jan. 6 Committee already knows. Heh.

We also note that the First Shady Ivanka and Jar-Jar were interviewed under oath before they knew there were tapes. Maybe Junior Mints will follow the lead of Twizzler —the dimmest bulb in the family— and take the Fifth Amendment a bazillion times.

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7 Responses to Rest of Trump Crime Family To Testify

  1. MrXD says:

    That photo looks like a stagnant bay of the gene pool.

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  2. Richard Portman says:

    They need a comment but i just can’t do it. Everything has been said. Look at them.

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  3. MDavis says:

    The second one from the left looks like a blow-up doll.

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  4. laura says:

    One can only imagine the coke sweats and waves of anxiety that will be excreted from the pores of the eldest large adult child. Probably smell like brasso.

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  5. Redhand says:

    Any random group of cows staring at the camera looks more intelligent than these four.

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