Jones: ‘It’s Not A Conspiracy, Just a Coinkydink’

“Your reputation is amazing. I will not let you down.” — Lord Damp Nut to Alex Jones

More bad news for conspiracy theorist Alex Jones:

…The Justice Department’s Office of the U.S. Trustee told Judge Christopher Lopez the structure of Jones’ filing “may demonstrate these cases are an abuse of the bankruptcy system.” The government submission questioned why Jones had not filed for personal bankruptcy and why another business he controls, Free Speech Systems, was not included in the filings earlier this week.

“Why didn’t Alex Jones or FSS file for bankruptcy relief when Debtors did? They are both defendants in the same litigation as Debtors, and all of them have been found liable in those cases,” attorneys Jayson Ruff and Ha Nguyen wrote for the Justice Department unit. “It appears that Jones intends to leverage the bankruptcy filings of his holding companies to extend the automatic stays of pending litigation against Debtors to him and FSS, while he maintains full control of FSS and its assets going forward. Thus, this Motion … seems to be just the first step for Debtors to carry out Jones’s and FSS’s scheme of avoiding the burdens of bankruptcy while reaping its benefits.”

Weird how it happened like that, innit? What are the odds?!

For being a conspiracy theorist, he sure isn’t good at setting up his own conspiracies.

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2 Responses to Jones: ‘It’s Not A Conspiracy, Just a Coinkydink’

  1. For being a conspiracy theorist, he sure isn’t good at setting up his own conspiracies.

    Au contraire, mon frere! This is a conspiracy just as well thought out and plausible as the other ones he goes on about constantly!

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Yeah this seems about right; Jones’ lawyer Norm Pattis apparently does an amateur standup comedy routine in which he flaunts the n-word.
    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alex-jones-attorney-norm-pattis-n-word-pants-down-standup-set_n_6261a37fe4b07c34e9de3f23

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