One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ayatollah Ted?

Posted on April 20, 2022 by tengrain

Remember that time Ted Cruz recited Green Eggs and Ham to the country?

Sen. Ted Cruz, once famous for reading Green Eggs and Ham to the nation and who notoriously liked some mommie porn on Twitter, is now warning us that Mickey wants to raw dog Pluto:

We do not have confirmation that Cruz realizes that Pluto is a dog or that both of them are, uh, drawings, but whatevs! It’s a Culture War, and that’s  ol’ Teddy’s priority. One might even say he’s grooming & sexualizing the news that Disney is opposed to Floriduh Governor Ron DeSantis Don’t Say Gay law.

Now of course no one —except a filthy perv like Ayatolla Ted— thinks hot mouse-on-dog action is gonna be on Disney, but as an avowed 2024 Goat Rodeo contender, Ted loves to throw red meat to the base.

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14 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Ayatollah Ted?

  1. Fran Rossi Szpylczyn says:
    April 20, 2022 at 7:48 am

    It reminds me of when Dan Quayle thought Murphy Brown was real…

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    • roket says:
      April 20, 2022 at 9:04 am

      😂

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    • Mike B. says:
      April 20, 2022 at 10:31 am

      And if Quayle had bothered to watch the episode, they would have known that Murphy’s choice was to have the baby and raise it alone or to have an abortion. And he was criticizing her for choosing the former. And I don’t think they ever criticized Seinfeld, in one episode of which Jerry and Kramer joked about whether each had ever gotten a woman pregnant. But Murphy was a liberal and Seinfeld wasn’t (they even had Rudy Guiliani on one episode).

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  2. R White says:
    April 20, 2022 at 7:48 am

    Raphael may not fellate another male in order to save the health of many, but he has no problem fellating his fellow morally bankrupt republican senators daily within the cloakroom of the antiquated senate…

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  3. osirisopto says:
    April 20, 2022 at 8:42 am

    I’m not really sure how they went from equals rights to transphobia to teaching kindergarteners about sex to gay anime porn.

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  4. roket says:
    April 20, 2022 at 9:12 am

    If qpubiican projection were rated we are clearly approaching the X mark.

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  5. MDavis says:
    April 20, 2022 at 9:19 am

    It’s not red meat, it’s just drawn that way.

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  6. Jimmy T says:
    April 20, 2022 at 9:24 am

    May the big mouse win…

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  7. w3ski4me says:
    April 20, 2022 at 11:22 am

    “Red Meat” from Ted is really just pink slime. You remember, the ground-up, slimy, waste product they put back into cheap burgers.
    w3ski

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  8. brucedesertrat says:
    April 20, 2022 at 4:49 pm

    Sen. Ted Cruz, once famous for reading Green Eggs and Ham to the nation

    That sentence must ALWAYS be followed with “…and missing the point entirely in a book geared to pre-school age children.”

    He’s just so…oblivious…sometimes.

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