Breaking: 🤢 🤢 ðŸ¤®

Posted on April 18, 2022 by tengrain

Fox News, y’all, covers the small stories, and all politics are personal.

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22 Responses to Breaking: 🤢 🤢 ðŸ¤®

  1. Another Kiwi says:
    April 18, 2022 at 1:14 pm

    Now we can all sleep again.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. brucedesertrat says:
    April 18, 2022 at 1:25 pm

    That is the grim face of a woman who has …seen things.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. H-Bob says:
    April 18, 2022 at 1:35 pm

    Wasn’t LBJ’s advice to make him deny it?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Sirius Lunacy says:
    April 18, 2022 at 1:41 pm

    So… Um… They’re not tanned they’re shitstained???

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Jimmy T says:
    April 18, 2022 at 1:41 pm

    I’m thinking that if TFG says it works, Teddy will be first in line at the testicle tanning salon…

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Pharmakeus Ubik says:
    April 18, 2022 at 2:28 pm

    She’ll tan his hide when he’s died, Clyde.

    Liked by 3 people

  7. skinnydennis says:
    April 18, 2022 at 2:43 pm

    … she says as she holds them high for all to see.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Buttermilk Sky says:
    April 18, 2022 at 3:12 pm

    Don’t they come pre-tanned?

    Liked by 1 person

  9. spotthedog says:
    April 18, 2022 at 4:54 pm

    Damn, are they trying to give us a reason to watch Fox?

    Liked by 2 people

    • Richard Portman says:
      April 18, 2022 at 9:14 pm

      Wait, does he tan them or not? Is it a Republican thing? Should we all be tanning or not?
      Are they playing a joke? I just can’t trust these people.
      I just scratched my balls. They said we are ok, but it is time for a shower or a bath. They said don’t worry, we are not Republican. We are not going to vote for ted Cruz or #45.

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  10. spotthedog says:
    April 19, 2022 at 2:15 am

    Moar Breaking News just in – Ted Cruz bleaches his scrotum to make it whiter!

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  11. angry spittle says:
    April 19, 2022 at 2:18 pm

    He can’t because she has them in her pocket……..

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