Area Man Reports Result of Healthy Living

“Hamberders, anyone?”

Lord Damp Nut ladies and gents:

As you might recall, Baghdad Bob, er, Ronnie Jackson —then the White House Physician— said that Fat Nixon weight 239 pounds (and a rare late-in-life growth spurt made him taller and not in the morbidly obese BMI quadrant)  and that he would live to 200 (thanks to those master race genes), and it was bullshit then, and it is bullshit now.

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7 Responses to Area Man Reports Result of Healthy Living

  1. spotthedog says:

    Anxiously awaiting a comment from Stormy Daniels…

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  2. MDavis says:

    That’s 200 years in Celsius, right?

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Sean Spicer says TFG is a good 675 lbs, not an ounce less, definitely more than Obama, and anybody saying anything different can just shut up!

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I think he meant 208 stone, but close enough.

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  5. roket says:

    He hasn’t seen 208 in more than one decade.


  6. osirisopto says:

    208 pounds? That’s a pants load.


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