“Hamberders, anyone?”
Lord Damp Nut ladies and gents:
As you might recall, Baghdad Bob, er, Ronnie Jackson —then the White House Physician— said that Fat Nixon weight 239 pounds (and a rare late-in-life growth spurt made him taller and not in the morbidly obese BMI quadrant) and that he would live to 200 (thanks to those master race genes), and it was bullshit then, and it is bullshit now.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Anxiously awaiting a comment from Stormy Daniels…
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That’s 200 years in Celsius, right?
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Sean Spicer says TFG is a good 675 lbs, not an ounce less, definitely more than Obama, and anybody saying anything different can just shut up!
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Hahahahahahahahaha
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I think he meant 208 stone, but close enough.
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He hasn’t seen 208 in more than one decade.
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208 pounds? That’s a pants load.
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