Always be marketing, Coke.
I’m pretty sure that’s not scriptural.
That’s a weird hill to die on.
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Prosperity gospel.
More like Carbonated Gospel to me.
Christ diabetes for your sins.
Why didn’t they make an Orange Crush crucifix for TFG, who often complains that he’s being crucified!
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I like the two barely visible thieves’ crosses in Diet Coke boxes! Don’t miss ’em!
Gonna spew like crazy when they hammer the nails in!
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For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his cola? I am the Carbonation, the Caffeine, and the Pause that Refreshes.
In the name of the Pop, the Sunkist and the the Holy Sprite.
That has to be down south. I mean, you just wouldn’t see that up north here. Thank you, whoever the F.
Have you been to Nevada?
I may not be a religious person but every day lately they have me crying out, “Jesus goddam christ these people!
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That’s a weird hill to die on.
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🤣
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Prosperity gospel.
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More like Carbonated Gospel to me.
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Christ diabetes for your sins.
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Why didn’t they make an Orange Crush crucifix for TFG, who often complains that he’s being crucified!
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I like the two barely visible thieves’ crosses in Diet Coke boxes! Don’t miss ’em!
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Gonna spew like crazy when they hammer the nails in!
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For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his cola? I am the Carbonation, the Caffeine, and the Pause that Refreshes.
In the name of the Pop, the Sunkist and the the Holy Sprite.
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That has to be down south. I mean, you just wouldn’t see that up north here. Thank you, whoever the F.
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Have you been to Nevada?
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I may not be a religious person but every day lately they have me crying out, “Jesus goddam christ these people!
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