Shocker: History Will Repeat Itself Again

Putin Rides Again
(credit: The Art of Buddy McCue via Scissorhead B-4)

Alea iacta est. Latin for “We’re boned”! — US. intelligence warn us that Putin may use President Handsome Joe Biden’s support for Ukraine as a pretext to order an election interference campaign in the 2022 Pie Fight and 2024 Goat Rodeo:

Intelligence agencies have so far not found any evidence that Putin has authorized measures like the ones Russia is believed to have undertaken in the 2016 and 2020 presidential elections in support of former President Donald Trump, according to several people familiar with the matter who spoke on condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive findings.

But given Putin’s antipathy toward the West and his repeated denunciations of Ukraine, officials believe he may see the U.S. backing of Ukraine’s resistance as a direct affront to him, giving him further incentive to target another U.S. election, the people said. It is not yet clear which candidates Russia might try to promote or what methods it might use.

It’s not clear why Pooty would need any pretext when, you know, the GOP frontrunner has straight up asked him to interfere, but as they say at the Oscars, we respect Pooty’s commitment to his craft.

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8 Responses to Shocker: History Will Repeat Itself Again

  1. Stony Pillow says:

    There may be some ambiguity about the Republicans who support Russia, but it’s perfectly clear the Russians support the Republicans.

    Why isn’t this being yelled from the rooftops every day by the Democratic Party? Expiring minds need to know.

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  2. It is not yet clear which candidates Russia might try to promote or what methods it might use.

    You gotta wonder how many times that reporter went to their editor and said “Seriously??? You want me to write the conclusion like THIS??? [insert Amy Poehler head tilt ] “Seriously??”

    And then they started the day drinking because irony was not only dead it had been vaporized and the collected vapors carefully recondensed into a specially constructed diamond capsule and the capsule shot into the sun, just to make sure irony was really truly absolutely, most sincerely dead.

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  3. roket says:

    Who’s going to pay for it? It will take mass quantities of Ameros and billions and billions and billions of rubles to pay for this.

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  4. LDN’s (2nd) request for interference was a set up, not just an off-the-cuff inquiry. His behavior was unusually/exceptionally odd (when he made the asking), like he’s a bad actor trying to act. Another head-on collusion that, if the succeed, will again be buried.

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  5. MDavis says:

    From the link about Hunter Biden…

    … in an interview with discredited far-right journalist John Solomon,

    They, the media, have been pretty slow to start calling out bs “journalists”, but I’d like to encourage this.

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  6. IMRowPog says:

    I’m sure this will prompt Chuckles Schumer to think about starting to plan some kind of response soon. Maybe even threaten to “bring it to the floor!”


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