The Great and Powerful Stupid

This seems almost inevitable: our twice-impeached LOSER ex-prznint Stupid —a man focused on Nielsen ratings— finally endorsed one of the Senate candidates in Pennsylvania: Dr. Oz.

“By the way, I endorsed another person today — Dr. Oz in Pennsylvania,” Trump told the crowd. “Dr. Oz. Great guy, good man. He’s a good man. Harvard educated, tremendous, tremendous career and they liked him for a long time. That’s like a poll. You know, when you’re in television for 18 years, that’s like a poll, that means people like you.”

What else did Hair Füror say?

…In Trump’s statement, he added that Oz had said he was in “extraordinary health, which made me like him even more (although he also said I should lose a couple of pounds!).” He also stated, without any specific evidence for his claim, that “women, in particular, are drawn to Dr. Oz for his advice and counsel. I have seen this many times over the years.”

Now, we should note for the record that the Quack, er, Dr. Oz does not live in Pennsylvania; but then again his Republican opponent David McCormick —a hedge fund manager— doesn’t live in Pennsylvania, either. So the MAGA voters in PA get to decide which carpetbagger to back.

Previously, Hair Füror had endorsed wife-and-child beater Sean Parnell, who subsequently dropped out of the race upon being discovered to be a wife-and-child beater. Parnell however, has something to say about the Oz endorsement:

“I have enormous respect for President Trump. I was honored to have his endorsement in PA. Twice. But I’m disappointed by this. Oz is the antithesis of everything that made Trump the best president of my lifetime.”

The ripples of the Oz endorsement are already, uh, rippling?

“At issue among Trump’s most fervent supporters is the belief that Oz, a Turkish-American TV physician who has hobnobbed with Hollywood’s elite and has flip-flopped on the issue of abortion, isn’t a trustworthy ‘America First’ Republican candidate, compared to fellow candidate Dave McCormick, who has ex-Trump administration official Hope Hicks by his side.”

Hope Hicks is the emergency back-up Ivanka unit, so this is probably distressing Pol POTUS.

That said, the Pocket Nazi is fully on-board with the ol’ switcheroo, even though he was being paid in some capacity by McCormick, and that is some professional boot-licking right there:

“Another Trumpworld stalwart, Stephen Miller, stopped all involvement and employment with the McCormick campaign after Trump’s Oz endorsement.”

So there you have it: it’s endorsement by Nielsen ratings, and astonishingly Mike TeeVee did not endorse hit teevee show Abbott Elementary.

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5 Responses to Endorsement!

  1. Jimmy T says:

    So TFG as the Wizard of Oz? Pretty good depiction actually, although we know he is no wizard, just a grifter. Found this a while back, the same genre, but includes TFG’s genius buddy…

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  2. Buttermilk Sky says:

    If Trump endorsed shit, Miller would rub it all over himself.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    Both Roy Rodgers and Gabby Hays had 18 plus years in TV, but nobody wanted to make them a Senator. I’m sure there are people on the Soap Operas that have been there 18 years or more. That can’t be an endorsement for public office.
    But you can’t expect an apprentice to know that.

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    • ali redford says:

      Eric Braeden! He’s been on Y&R from the first year (though not the first ep, as I recall.)
      On top of his TV longevity, the guy’s a pretty good human. He’s also been involved in getting out the vote for years, and when he used to talk politics at all, he’s very sensible. I have a feeling he’s liberal, but these days, being sensible makes people liberal, I guess. I am aware he’s not a RWNJ; he’s in favor of level playing fields and fairness.

      All that said, he’d likely not leave LA for PA.


  4. Richard Portman says:

    Emergency back up Ivanka unit.

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